Lunch Fare - Kid's Menu - Small Plates - Salads - Sides
Sandwiches & Wraps - Burgers - Pizza - Entrees - Desserts - Drinks
TABLE OF CONTENTS
––––– Lunch Fare –––––
Lunch is served Friday - Sunday from 11:00am to 4:00pm
Juicy pulled pork smothered in our delicious BBQ sauce on a toasted bun.
Bacon, lettuce, tomato and chipotle aioli served on a toasted burger bun.
Egg, spicy sausage, hash browns, tomatoes, jalapenos, gouda cheese, sour cream, served in a flour tortilla and a side of salsa.
Turkey, lettuce, roasted red peppers, pepperjack and honey mustard, served in a flour tortilla.
Baby greens, cajun black bean hummus, cucumbers, black olives and tomatoes, served in a flour tortilla.
––––– Kid's Menu –––––
All kid's meals come with a complimentary beverage
Pizza Boat – $5
Pepperoni or cheese french bread pizza.
Burger Slider & Fries – $5
A burger slider, cooked medium-well and topped with cheddar cheese. Served with french fries and ketchup.
Chicken Fingers – $5
Three hand-breaded chicken tenders served with french fries and ketchup.
Fettuccini – $5
Small bowl of fettuccini served with butter or marinara. Topped with parmesan cheese.
––––– Small Plates –––––
Where the Wild Things Are – $9
Hand-breaded chicken tenders accompanied by any of our wing sauces.
The Book of Mussels – $14
A pound of mussels steamed in our white wine, garlic sauce or our creamy tomato, basil sauce.
Arabian Nights – $9
Cajun black bean and roasted red pepper hummus served with veggies and grilled, garlic-herb flatbread.
Frida Kahlo – $12
Nacho chips smothered in our homemade beer cheese and topped with black olives, jalapenos, black beans, Pico de Gallo, and your choice of chicken, beef, or pork. Serves 2.
The Three Little Pigs – $10
Three succulent pulled pork sliders, topped with our signature BBQ sauce. Add fried pickles for $2.
Macro Polo – $14
Fresh baked pepperoni roll served with our homemade pizza sauce. Serves 2.
Wings of Icarus – $12
Your choice of breaded or unbreaded: Mild, Hot, Dante's Inferno, Jerk, BBQ, Honey BBQ, Spicy BBQ, Honey Cajun, Thai, Dry Rub, Cajun, Garlic Parmesan, Buffalo Bleu, or Buffalo Ranch.
The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – $14
Shimp ceviche, olive oil, sugar, paprika, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, poblano peppers, chili pepper, and a dash of tequila. Served with crostini.
The Spirit of St. Louis – $10
A crispy quesadilla, drizzled with spicy sour cream, and stuffed full of mozzarella, cheddar and your choice of chicken, veggies, beef, steak or pulled pork.
Slaughterhouse Three – $12
Three burger sliders topped with carmalized onions and your choice of cheese. Add fried pickles for $2.
The Magic Pretzel – $8
Three soft, golden pretzel sticks served with a side of our homemade beer cheese.
A Tale of Ginger and Pickles – $8
Hand-breaded pickles, deep fried and served with ranch and ketchup.
Bram Stroker's Dracula – $8
Garlic crostinis served around a healthy portion of our bruschetta.
Lemieux – $8
Fries smothered in gravy and cheese churds. A little gift from our neighbors to the north.
Renegade – $8
Fresh made breadsticks served with our homemade marinara.
Peter Pan – $8
Fried cheese...a Pittsburgh staple.
Billy Goat's Gruff – $10
Pablano peppers stuffed with goat cheese topped with chipotle cream sauce. Add chicken, sausage, or beef for $2
––––– Salads –––––
Dressings: Italian, Balsamic Vinaigrette, Raspberry Vinaigrette, Caesar,
Honey Mustard, Ranch, Bleu Cheese, Greek
Add: chicken $5, portobello $5, salmon $8, shrimp $8
The Italian Job – $12
Sliced mozzarella and tomatoes seasoned with fresh basil, olive oil and kosher salt.
A Light in the Attic – $6
Fresh spinach, crumbled bleu cheese, bacon bits, tomatoes and pepperoncinis.
The Mighty Casey – $12
Crisp romaine topped with crumbly bleu cheese, shredded cheddar, diced chicken, tomatoes, red onions, bacon bits and a hard
Julius Caesar – $6
Crisp romaine topped with parmesan cheese and croutons.
Jack & the Beanstalk – $6
Baby greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, onions and pepperoncinis.
El Pollo Grande – $12
Baby greens, tomatoes, cucumbers, and onions. Topped with french fries, shredded cheddar and chicken tenders.
Helen of Troy – $6
A chopped salad with romaine, red onion, olives, red pepper, tomato, cucumber and feta cheese topped with our homemade Greek dressing
––––– Sides –––––
Add: cheese $1, bacon $1
Sweet Fries – $5
French Fries – $4
Onion Rings – $5
Tater Tots – $5
Soup Du Jour – $4
Coleslaw – $4
Veggie of the Day – $5
Starch of the Day – $5
–––––– Sandwiches & Wraps –––––
All sandwiches and wraps are served with a side of french fries or greens.
Tater tots $1, sweet fries $1, onion rings $1, veggies $1, starch of the day $1,
fried pickle $2, or pretzels $2
Animal Farm* – $9
Turkey, bacon, gouda and a fired egg. Served with sundried tomato mustard spread on a fresh pretzel bun.
Catch-22 – $9
Our homemade pizza dough stuffed with mozzarella and your choice of: Buffalo Chicken, Turkey-Bacon-Ranch, Sausage or Veggie.
Moby Dick – $9
Fresh blue cod, beer battered and deep fried. Covered in American cheese and served with a side of tartar sauce.
Jules Verne* – $9
Juicy steak sandwich with mushrooms, carmelized onions, red peppers and smothered in our homemade beer cheese.
Blackened Canteen – $9
Blackened chicken, pepper jack cheese, romaine, diced tomatoes, and Caesar dressing served as a wrap in a grilled, flour tortilla.
The Last Queen of Hawaii – $9
Grilled chicken, bacon, cheddar cheese, grilled pineapple, and BBQ sauce served as a wrap in a grilled, flour tortilla.
Song og the Buffalo Boy – $9
Grilled or fried chicken, baby greens, diced tomatoes, provolone cheese and buffalo sauce served as a wrap in a grilled, flour tortilla.
The Last Olympian – $9
Romaine, red onion, olives, red pepper, tomato, cucumber, feta cheese and Greek dressing served as a wrap. Add chicken $2
The Chicken and the Pig – $9
Romaine, bacon, tomato, chicken and ranch dressing served as a wrap.
–––––– Burgers* ––––––
Your choice of steak burger, turkey burger, portobello mushroom, or chicken breast
served with a side of french fries, greens, tater tots $1, sweet fries $1, onion rings $1,
veggies $1, starch of the day $1, fried pickles $2, or pretzels $2
The Gunslinger – $12
A burger topped with our succulent BBQ pulled pork, a beer battered onion ring, cheddar and spread with our homemade chipotle aioli.
Farenheit 451 – $12
Jalapenos, pepperjack and a fried egg piled on top of a cajun dusted burger with spicy sriracha sauce spread on the bun.
Alice in Wonderland – $10
Roasted red peppers, and crumbled bleu cheese piled high on top of a perfectly cooked burger.
An Idiot's Guide to Burgers – $9
Lettuce, tomato, onion and your choice of cheese and any of our $1 toppings
–––––– Pizza ––––––
An Idiot's Guide to Pizza – $10/$12
Plain cheese pizza served as is or with any of our fresh, $1 toppings.
Queen Margherita – $12/$18
Our homemade dough coated in olive oil and garlic. Topped with diced tomatoes, fresh mozzarella and basil.
Oedipus Rex – $12/$18
Olive oil with fresh garlic smothered in mozzarella, diced tomatoes, red onions, mushrooms, sauteed spinach, feta cheese, red peppers, and a light dusting of parmesan on our homemade dough.
Tombstone – $12/$18
Ranch sauce topped with steak, french fries, mozzarella, provolone and cheddar.
Buffalo Bill Cody – $12/$18
Ranch sauce, topped with chicken, mozzarella, provolone and cheddar. Drizzled with buffalo sauce immediately before serving.
Men Who Stare at Goats – $12/$18
Caramelized onions, bacon, goat cheese and mozzarella.
Commando – $12/$18
Blend mozzarella, ricotta, parmesan, cheddar and feta with our homemade sauce and dough to make a pizza every bit as cheesy as your favorite action movie.
Sausage Calzone – $12
Sausage, mozzarella, provolone and ricotta.
Steak Calzone – $13
Steak, mushrooms, carmelized onions, mozzarella, provolone and ricotta.
Veggie Calzone – $12
Mushrooms, spinach, roasted red peppers, mozzarella, provolone and ricotta.
Extra Cheese, Pepperoni, Pulled Pork, Sausage, Bacon, Ground Beef*, Steak*, Chicken, Egg*, Mushroom, Black Olives, Jalepenos, Pico de Gallo, Pepper Rings, Red Peppers, Pineapple, Spinach, Carmelized Onion, Red Onion, Tomato, Garlic, Sun Dried Tomato, Basil, Pablano Pepper, Goat Cheese, Ricotta, Feta Cheese, Fresh Mozzarella and Crumbled Bleu Cheese
––––––Not So Small Plates ––––––
Add a side house or Caesar salad $3
Add: chicken $5, portobello $5, salmon $8, shrimp $8
Don Quixote* – $14
Your choice of chicken or shrimp served on a hot skillet with peppers and onions. Grilled flour tortillas, sour cream, Pico de Gallo, lettuce and cheddar provided on the side.
The Fairest Fowl – $16
Two large chicken breasts coated in cajun seasoned panko, pan fried and drizzled with our jerk sauce. Served with our starch and vegetable of the day.
The Scarlet Letter – $14
Cheese stuffed tortellini cooked with spinach, mushrooms and roasted red peppers and tossed in a roasted red pepper cream sauce.
The Alchemist – $14
Sausage and shrimp served over cheese stuffed tortellini in our creamy diablo sauce.
The Green Mile – $14
Two olive oil and herb marinated chicken breasts grilled and served with our tomato-garlic pesto and vegetable of the day.
Old Man and the Sea – $16
A filet of North American Cod lightly topped with a herb panko and baked with olive oil and lemon. Served with vegetable and starch of the day.
Hunter S. Thompson – $14
Faralle pasta covered in mushrooms, spinach, sundried tomatoes and a smoked gouda cream sauce.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico – $10
Your choice of four beef, pork, chicken, or sausage tacos. Served on a bed of napa cabbage, cheddar cheese, spicy sour cream, and a side of salsa.
Four shrimp or fish tacos served on a bed of napa cabbage with mozz cheese, pickled red onions, spicy sour cream, and a side of salsa.
Add beer cheese $1. Add stuffed poblano pepper for $4.
–––––– Desserts ––––––
Cinnamon Pretzels – $8
Your choice of three pretzel sticks or breadsticks deep fried and dusted with cinnamon and sugar. Served with a side of vanilla ice cream.
Fried Ice Cream – $6
Two scoops of vanilla ice cream, with a cinnamon and sugar crust, deep fried and drizzled with chocolate and carmel syrup.
* Steaks, Burgers and Eggs may be cooked to order
* Notice: Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish
& eggs may increase your risk of food borne illness
Parties of 6 or more will have an 18% gratuity added. No separate checks for parties.